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July 31 2012


Where to Grab Girls in: Fort Lauderdale, Florida!

Since I’ve conquered town of Orlando, its time to move south to make my mark by collecting the ladies in Fort Lauderdale. I used to be just there recently for a 1-on-1 bootcamp and, though there have been some major misses inside the party scene, we eventually found where all of the hotties are hiding.

Hot Fort Lauderdale Clubs

Being so near to Miami, the party scene is frequently filled with Botoxed beach bimbos and Jersey Shore alum and then we aimed to obtain the classier crowd, shooting for that Aston Martin driving trust-fund babies, instead of the fist-pumping spray tans.

Knowing that, here’s my edition of Where you can Get Girls: Ft. Lauderdale, Florida!

Friday Night:

Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino (1 Seminole Way, Hollywood, Florida): While this may seem like an excellent bet as a result of amount of venues in such closeness, it’s a complete tourist trap full of older couples, vacationing white-trash and… well.. People coming to a casino. Frankly, nobody was very attractive. There were lots of girls too drunk to square up by 11pm along with a huge line to find yourself in the garage. 30 minutes to park crosses it right off my list, immediately. If you absolutely have to come here, I recommend the following:

Murphy’s Law (5703 Seminole Way): This might be the lesser with the evils. Busy Irish pub. $10 cover. Cute shot girls and cocktail waitresses, but busy. Rock band made happens area very loud but there were rest-area high-tops to retire to. Order drinks from your cocktail waitress there and skip the bar. Crowd would be a C at best and I found the cutest girl inside the place was the HB7 on the door, but still, that might’ve been her skirt.

Opium (5729 Seminole Way): Busy nightclub type venue. Average dress-code, however, not sure it‘s enforced. $10/$20 to get in the entranceway and, once in, it had been incredibly loud and filled with really unattractive people. Large oasis. Bottleservice tables opposite the bar and an entire VIP 2nd floor that has been unreachable and not visible for the lower floor, which can be pointless. Drinks were weak and expensive and we only spent about Twenty minutes of our lives doing our Kickstart Opener, with average success.

Hot Fort Lauderdale Clubs

Tequila Ranch (5760 Seminole Way): Saddle Ranch type bar including mechanical bull. Super hot staff plus some attractive girls. Mostly guys attempting to pick up the few nonexistent Fort Lauderdale girls and hired guns. Slow on Friday at midnight, which can be unusual, but it’s advertised being a restaurant, so that they might not advertise for that bar crowd. No cover. No dress code. Extremely loud and everybody is watching the bull. Average drink price. Wouldn’t return back.

Saturday Night:

Gareth Jones walks off to the Floridian sunset

Gareth Jones walks off to the Floridian sunset

W Hotel’s The Living Room (401 N. Fort Lauderdale Beach Blvd): AWESOME club. Super luxurious. All women is an 8, 9 or 10 where there are a lot of couches plus some dark corners to isolate to. Most of the booths are bottleservice or first-come-first-serve seating. The party area was empty and at about 12:30am it got INSANELY packed.

The women start well, there were many sets of girls on the prowl. Very costly, depending on hotel lounge standards, but an easy task to hear and enormous outdoor patio overlooking the ocean (which was very dark). Cannot stress the quality of women. Appeared at 10:30 also it was already bustling. Far better to $5 valet at the hotel with validation.

Sunday Night:

Deluxe (16 E Atlantic Ave, Delray Beach, Florida): Hiked down to Del Ray beach for your night and was met having an unfortunate burst in rain which slowed down the crowd, but it packed at nighttime. Would start earlier with fair weather, I suppose. $10 pay for Djs and gogo dancers. Neat inside indie/electro clubby bar with adjoining outdoor resort-type lounge. Crowd was in all places, but had some very attractive women. Dress code was very lax, but nevertheless a club (I.e. No Sandals). Sets required proper opening technique, but were fairly receptive. Parking was easy and they were kicking people out of the door at 2am.

Ft. Lauderdale can be a cool city and, given the opportunity, I might stay with the hotel lounge bars, especially on the W. The upper-class wasn't only better dressed, but more interesting, receptive and much better looking compared to the rest. Steer clear of the Hard Rock Resort and play for the posh beach crowd to do well.

All the best!

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